Next Phase Wrestling     |   home Christmas Slay '03   |   November to Forget '03   |   Homecoming Bash 2003   |   Next Event 2003   |   King of Extreme '03   |   Heatstroke '03   |   Farmland Fallout   |   Super D Cup   |   Wrestling Revolution '03   |   Unnatural Disaster '03   |   Carnage in the Cold '03 Unnatural Disaster '03 Sunday, March 22nd Brumett Arena and Livestock Center 12:00 P.M. Mick Gene here.  I'm loaded on Schlitz at the moment and I've been watching nothing but porno for the past month when I suddenly realized I missed out on Unnatural Disaster 2003.  I must have been to busy wackin' it to notice the time.  So, I called up those who were at the show and I was able to piece together this results page.  Again, take it for what its worth... The Tilton Tangler one-upped rival El Ninja in singles competition.  Something tells me this will not be their last encounter. Wildkat defeats Professenstein in a match that must have put the crowds to sleep.  Thankfully, the Baron was on commentary thus distracting the audience in attendance to something much more interesting.  AND NO WILDKAT ON THE STICK!  My god hell must have froze over. Dare Devil versus "The Scarlet Spider" Matt McGlasson ends in a...well, nothing, as no winner was decided.  However, Dare Devil succeeded in forcing Shmemptner to get him a title shot in the main event as Spider McGlasson put Wildkat in the Spider's Web.  Hey, Spider McGlasson...cool name.  Wonder if it could stick. The Big SHOCKERS defeat Dan "The Longhorn" Benson and T-Money in a tag match that Benson demanded after the 3-way travesty last show.  Benson, after T-Money got pinned, layed out the lamer half of the tag champs with a vicious clothesline. Xcelerator, minus manager Ivan Ruskie, defeats Toxic Billy in a No-DQ match.  The match originally scheduled Toxic Johnny, Billy's cousin, to perform.  However, he got hurt.  Must have ate something bad. And finally, Wild Bill defeats the eager Dare Devil to retain the NPW Championship.  Dare Devil got hit by a cattle prod from that sneaky General Sherman giving Wild Bill the win.   There must have been a battle royal, but lord knows if anyone actually remembers it.  Former NPW referee, Brian "The Man" Brummet won it though, last eliminating Zero.  I'm surprised he didn't eliminate that puke first.